Singles finals set! Who you got?

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Kaufman’s upset kicks off Club Championships

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Controversy mars season finale

img_4696Despite the efforts of Team Serve-zas captain Santiago Romero, who did to the Team Tennis rulebook what Donald Trump is doing to the constitution, the Bombers emerged from last Friday’s bloodshed as the No. 1 seed heading into the playoffs.

The undefeated Bombers held off Team Smash with a 24-18 victory, and Romero’s efforts landed his team in second-place after a 22-17 win over the hapless Gummy Bears.

The night was punctuated by Romero’s fiddling with his lineups AFTER he had turned them, in order to get match-ups that would best lead to 5-0 victories. Sadly, the chicanery worked, as the Serve-zas posted three 5-0 wins on the night. Continue reading

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Can anyone stop the Bombers?


The Bay Area Bombers, led by the guy we lovingly call Big Bear,
Is dominating Team Tennis, prompting cries of “Not Fair!”

In between bites of yummy meatballs and chips and dips galore,
The Bombers rolled up a win by an impressive 6-0 score.

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Smash, Bombers open Team Tennis with wins!


Jimmy Hann, Phuong Cotey, John Cotey, Kara Hann, Daniela Quast, Cherie Smith and Larry Palombo interrupt a match to pose for a victory picture, because they are just that cocky.

The tennis was great at the inaugural Green Machine Team Tennis season opener, but was it a success?

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Team Tennis Set For Launch!!!

squadTeam Tennis, the latest venture by Green Machine, Inc. to bring fun, frivolity and drunkedness to the game we all love, will serve up the start of its inuagural season Friday, Jan. 20. With many of the players likely to already be loaded¬†from drinking their way¬†through Donald Drumpf’s inau…..inau….ianugIcan’tsay, I just can’t. Needless to say, it should be fun.

Remember, we are playing an abbreviated quick season to test things out, with playoffs and postseason awards and party. Season 2 will have a draft and all kinds of extra stuff, but for now, here we go. Reminder: It’s $10 a person to cover the cost of awards; the rest goes to party.

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USTA Captain’s Meeting Recap


Being the champion of the people that I am, I braved the cold winds and slick roads of North Tacropped-cropped-hg-logo-e1435097575445.jpgmpa to attend the 2017 USTA Captain’s Appreciating meeting Dec. 14 at Carrollwood Country Club. There, the captains were lauded for their efforts — I received a 7-minute standing ovation, it was a little embarrassing — and door prizes were handed out a
nd new rules for 2017 we’re unveiled.

Also, a list was handed out of all the Hillsborough County Region 3 league champions in 2016, and guess what?

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